Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars.Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.
(Source: allthingsdrake)
Mike Lerner: So, I just had the weirdest phone call of my life. (so far)
Via Mike Lerner
I just finished watching Cinderella Man (awesome, awesome movie, first time i’d seen it) and my phone rang. I looked down to see who was calling and it was an ex-girlfriend of mine. We dated for almost 3 years and and we broke up, hmmmmm, maybe 2 years ago. It wasn’t a pretty breakup, she almost…
